Let’s take a moment to:
(a) appreciate the fact that my paper for this class is going to be longer than the average paper (since I’m exploring the role of vernacular in opinions of homosexuality in Renaissance Europe) and my professor scheduled me to go first (I prefer going first, but really?)
(b) that my name is the only name underlined as incorrectly spelled. FUCK YOU GOOGLE DOCS, THAT IS HOW YOU SPELL MY NAME, WHY DO YOU LIKE ALL OF THESE OTHER WEIRD BENNINGTON NAMES BUT YOU DON’T LIKE MY NAME AM I NOT BENNINGTON ENOUGH FOR YOU GOOGLE DOCS FUCK ME
